I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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