And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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