Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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