your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
two words...techno handjob
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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