Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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