i just google imaged poop.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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