My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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