im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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