Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
