can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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