I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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