did you get engaged???
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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