..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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