cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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