Umm I'm too high to move.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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