Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I had to cum in my sink.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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