Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
