I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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