I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize
