whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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