69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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