if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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