You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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