Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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