pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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