Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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