He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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