yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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