well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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