420 ftw
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
