No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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