Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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