i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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