Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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