We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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