let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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