You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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