i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
