Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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