she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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