Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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