I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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