i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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