You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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