Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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