There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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