Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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