Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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