This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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