I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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