How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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