i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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