In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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