"it" just moved
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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