He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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