I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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